If you can make a woman look at her phone and laugh out loud, you’ve done your good deed for the day.

Mark Ferns, an actor / bartender from Vancouver, British Columbia, might be the funniest man I know. I met Mark when he was bartending at my sister’s rehearsal dinner – and I can thank him for being the most hung over bridesmaid ever the following day at my sister’s wedding. (I still hate you for that, Mark). We are now really good friends (surprisingly!)

Gentlemen, you could certainly use the below text conversation between myself and Mark as inspiration on how to make a woman laugh. Allow Mark to teach you how to be continually hilarious via text message:

He just wants to let me know that he's currently sleepwalking.

He just wants to let me know that he’s currently sleepwalking.

He's really good at SleepSleeping.

He’s really good at SleepSleeping.

He never misses out on taking a good selfie.

He never misses out on taking a good selfie.

Ummm... There's a banana on your head, Mark.

Ummm… There’s a banana on your head, Mark.

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Follow Mark on both Twitter and Instagram @ibreedbyspores

Follow Mark on both Twitter and Instagram @ibreedbyspores